How I spent my entire sat afternoon.

HOW I SPENT MY ENTIRE SAT AFTERNOON.

Before.



During the process.



*Zzzz...Zzzz*



Xiao mei, give u a cup of chinese tea so dat u wont feel sleepy huh...



The hair-stylist caught me snoring and I was too disturbing to her customer. *opppz*



After. *wad you lookin' at?!!*


Interesting conversation between a young hair-stylist and an old lady aka obasan.

stylist: Auntie, you wan some tea? you hungry anot? cuz hor, your hair must steam abit longer lei.
obasan: nebermind. Jux now i went to HONG XING restuarant for lunch liao. Now very full.
stylist: wah! auntie, you so rich ah. Go restuarant for lunch ah. You went with who lei?
obasan: with my son, daughter-in-law and grandson lor. Cuz its a wedding ma.
stylist: wah! you so "hao ming" (good life) hor. So young got grandson liao. Auntie, you how old liao?
obasan: I 70yrs old loh.
stylist: Wah! dun look like lei. you look like 50 only lei. Auntie, how you maintain one huh? I also wan lei.
obasan: Where got look like 50?!! Aiyohhh. *LOL*

I dozed off for a couple of mins due to the unrelevant and boring conversation between the two of them.

Stylist: Auntie, you hair smell nice lei. Wad you use huh? Very nice lei.
obasan: Nice meh? I nv put anything lei.
Stylist: Itzzi cuz of your shampoo? Auntie, wad shampoo u use huh?
obsan: XXX brand lor.
Stylist: Aiyoh, auntie dat brand will spoilt your hair one lei. Use this YYY brand lar. Very cheap one. You buy from us hor, only 25bucks. Outside sell more expensive lei.
obasan: really meh? Good anot?
Stylist: Auntie, trust me. You try out 1st lor. Buy 1 bottle. If good, den next time you come back and buy more lor. Can give you discount lor.
obasan: hmm, ok lor. Give me 1 bottle.

D.U.H.Z ?!!! After a freaking long and boring conversation with the auntie, dat stylist (most prob in her 20s cuz she's more "DEH" than anyone else in this entire world) managed to convince the auntie to buy their in-house shampoo. GOOD SALES STRATEGY!!

TIME: 1957 HRS.